livinglovinoloca:

fr3aksh0ww:

NO.YOU’RE WRONG.DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.

No, it wants you to spell the right way
THE AMERICAN WAY

livinglovinoloca:

fr3aksh0ww:

NO.
YOU’RE WRONG.
DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.

No, it wants you to spell the right way

THE AMERICAN WAY

cafededuy:

ihateshoes:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

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#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

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sushiinthecan:

Ladadadada
I’m gonna bury you in the ground
Ladadadada
I’m gonna bury you with my sound
I’m gonna drink the red from your pretty pink face
Sorry I don’t treat you like a goddess, 
Is that what you want me to do?
Sorry I don’t treat you like you’re perfect,
Like all your little loyal subjects do
Sorry I’m not made of sugar,
And I’m not sweet enough for you
Is that why you always avoid me?
I must be such an inconvenience to you
I’m just your problem
I’m just your problem
It’s like I’m not even a person;
Am I?
I’m just your problem
Well
I shouldn’t have to justify what I do
I shouldn’t have to prove anything to you
I’m sorry that I exist I forget what landed me on your blacklist,
But I shouldn’t have to be the one that makes up with you
So
Why do I want to
Why do I want to …

When people say “I can hear your music”

sodamnrelatable:

 I’m just like

“So can I”

via sodamnrelatable

i like the feeling when you can tell if someone is lying to you.

sodamnrelatable:

im all like.

via sodamnrelatable

amethyst-rose23:

and so I discover why my generation is so weird

american girls: i love the british accent its so posh and "i'm going to go and have tea with the queen"
britain: ooeeeyyy gettchur tits ooett, gooenn avv affurrr on mii weiffe, durnt gurv a ferk
epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

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blackpoquedown:

jellybeing:

thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

OMG….

the most beautiful thing ive ever seen