May 2012
cafededuy:
ihateshoes:
These are not chips.
They are crisps.
These are chips.
That is all.
we don’t care
#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS
THIS IS A VEGETABLE
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA
These are chips
and these are chips too
That is all.
who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk
you win this round,...
youfluffy-ass:
When people say "I can hear your music"
sodamnrelatable:
I’m just like
“So can I”
via sodamnrelatable
i like the feeling when you can tell if someone is...
sodamnrelatable:
im all like.
via sodamnrelatable
american girls: i love the british accent its so posh and "i'm going to go and have tea with the queen"
britain: ooeeeyyy gettchur tits ooett, gooenn avv affurrr on mii weiffe, durnt gurv a ferk
Watchblackpoquedown:
jellybeing:
thedandyunderworld:
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
OMG….
the most beautiful thing ive ever seen
cats-and-corgis:
badw0lfbay:
1-800 contacts? they can’t have my brand
i have special eyes
look
look with your special eyes
MY BRAND
Literally best commercial i’ve ever seen a million times.
Watchcats-and-corgis:
cherrypiefeelingday:
nicki-minaj-a-trois:
AHH OMG WHAT
hahahahaha omg baby!
HOLY CRAP
“I’m romantic,” she says. “That’s why I like epic love stories with tragic...”
– La Roux (via pixiechild-urchin)
Freedom Bucket →
heyfunniest:
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit....
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis:
stillnot-ginger:
starshiprangerjess:
2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:
#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why
#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY
#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER...
Watchtime-traveling-unicorns:
tumblino:
vicktastic:
n0t-the-mexican-average:
brielizabethh:
andrewbreitel:
omg
omg I almost died laughing so hard
Omfg
omg I’m crying
I like nicki but this is beautiful good lord
oh wow
Watchno-llamas:
videohall:
Slinky is trying so hard
i just watched this entire video. what am i doing with my life.
Why am I laughing so hard at this?!
That moment when I'm listening to music with my...
totally-relatable:
Outside I’m like:
But inside I’m like:
WatchI kinda want to laugh but this is soooo cute.
3 tags
4 tags
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
