" Patience is rubbish"

May 27

livinglovinoloca:

fr3aksh0ww:

NO.
YOU’RE WRONG.
DON’T TRY TO CORRECT ME YOU ILLITERATE MACHINE.

No, it wants you to spell the right way

THE AMERICAN WAY

(Source: hyannah, via cats-and-corgis)

cafededuy:

ihateshoes:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via cats-and-corgis)

youfluffy-ass:

(via cats-and-corgis)

When people say “I can hear your music”

sodamnrelatable:

 I’m just like

“So can I”

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: getoffmysheep, via sweetnessofbeing)

i like the feeling when you can tell if someone is lying to you.

sodamnrelatable:

im all like.

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: jezheartsyou, via beckiimonster)

May 26

(Source: all-that-glitters-isnt-gold)

(Source: i-lovelaroux)

[video]

• american girls: i love the british accent its so posh and "i'm going to go and have tea with the queen"
• britain: ooeeeyyy gettchur tits ooett, gooenn avv affurrr on mii weiffe, durnt gurv a ferk

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

(via cats-and-corgis)

[video]